Typical Indian Logic For All The Children Out There

Although Indian parents are loving, caring and passionate about their children but they are also possessive, strict and often unrealistic.

The Indian logic or mentality does not only lack flexibility but also lacks logic. It is a must for every father to be strict and every mother to be dramatic in India.

Let’s see what typical Indian parents can be like and what they expect out of their children.

Being an Indian kid means you have to listen to your mother (always).

don't argue
don’t argue

It doesn’t matter if she is not practical or realistic, or if she is like really thinking in the other direction because she is ALWAYS right! Maa kabhi galat nahi hoti.

Anything that happens is due to karma!

typical
typical

So if you’re doing something wrong as a child it is 99% because of what your mother did in the past. Well, that can be the only reason for her to be gifted with a notorious child like you. Indian logic ki Jai

Are you ready for the rules, girls?

rule book
rule book

Every male member of the family is going to make sure that the girls of the house wear nothing that is short or shows off their body. Because wearing full body covered clothes results to a “sanskari” daughter. (lol, whaat?)

So if you happen to be a young girl in the Indian society there is no place for you on the field or in the office but only in the kitchen.

girly girl
girly girl

You can’t become a future daughter-in-law if you’re not soft spoken, homely and an amazing cook! Nobody else can teach you that better than your mother – Kyun ki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!

You better know how to sing, dance or act.

talent show
talent show

if you’re an Indian kid because you can be asked to put up a show anywhere, any time. All your mami’s, bua’s and specially your mother expects you to be a box of talents! It’s show time, baby.

Indian parents are the best detectives in the world.

stalk
stalk

It is a must for them to know everything about you and your life. Sometimes if that’s not giving them enough satisfaction they will make sure they know everything about your friends too! Take them to be your personal stalkers.

Being an Indian child will always lead to learning from everyone.

Learn
Learn

You are never going to be praised for who you are because you have to become better! Better means becoming like your neighbor, cousin or even your family friend.

If you’re a girl above the age of 18 years or a guy above the age of 21 years, it’s time for you to get married.

marriage
marriage

With time, you will realize that the only thing Indian parents think about is marriage. It doesn’t matter if you’re not ready or if you’re studying or that you want to become independent. Marriage is important and if you’re not ready then family drama is coming your way!

There is no way you can be a part of the Indian society and be in a relationship.

say no to relationships
say no to relationships

Your parents will create a whole lot of drama and make sure you break up. Your father is going to make you feel like you’re nothing but useless and your mother is going to give you a 100% emotional trip.

Being an Indian kid, the most important aspect of your life is going to be SANSKAAR.

culture
culture

You should be respectful towards others, believe in God and always be morally right. The world might do wrong to you but you should always do the right thing! For tips refer to Mahatma Gandhi quotes.