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Sarcastic Quotes About Facebook Which Will Get You Off It

Sarcastic Quotes About Facebook Which Will Get You Off It

This is religiously dedicated to every teenager who is stuck to their laptop or phone screen and can’t let go of Facebook. It’s time you start living in reality than on the screen. Grow up, kids!

If you were really as confident as you claim to be in your Facebook posts, you wouldn’t need to post it on Facebook.

People are watching.
People are watching.

Facebook: Helping Passive/Aggressive people kind of, in a roundabout way get their point across to ‘you know who’ since 2006.

Good for you?
Good for you?

Your posts are so fascination. How did you learn to say ‘I want attention’ in so many different ways?

LOL
LOL

Thanks so much for that update about your super busy life.. nobody has ever gone to work, the gym and made dinner in one day. How DO you do it?

I mean, wow.
I mean, wow.

There are people on Facebook who fail to grasp the difference between: ‘what’s on your mind’ and ‘you should talk to a therapist about this

Awh, don't cry.
Aw, don’t cry.

Even though you’re a lying, hypocritical, manipulative, backstabbing and jealous person in real life, it must be fun to pretend that you’re loyal, honest and morally superior here on Facebook.

We are done with you!
We are done with you!

Be aware of people on Facebook bragging about how ‘perfect’ their life is, constantly tooting their own horn. They’re most likely full of shit.

Reality/Facebook
Reality/Facebook

I can see you’re upset. Maybe you should post more about it on Facebook. That should help eliminate any drama.

Sort it out.
Sort it out.

Facebook: People talking to themselves hoping to get attention from other people who are also talking to themselves.

Nobody at all.
Nobody at all.

Guess I’ll check my Facebook and see who is being a whiny little bitch today.

ok?
ok?

Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in a cafeteria at a mental hospital.

And a joke!
And a joke!

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life, so your Facebook posts aren’t fooling anyone.

Hello?
Hello?

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